Until a few days ago my only introduction to catfish had been through rednecks drowning on the history channel because they can’t afford fishing poles like every other human being since 10,000 years ago. If you ask me, I can’t imagine why someone who know they’re going top 10 in the NFL draft would choose to make a christianmingle profile. I’m almost certain Nick Saban has a couple profiles already set up. 

Mykki Blanco - Wavvy

Doorly - Rush

Elliphant - Down On Life